Like a depth charge in my bowels
So, yesterday I slipped. I won’t get into what it is I ate during the day, not because I’m embarrassed, but…
Ok, it’s because I’m embarrassed. It was just so damn silly.
Anyway, I was so full when I woke up this morning that I couldn’t eat breakfast. So, I suppose it means my stomach is shrinking due to the diet. I just drank water all morning, hoping to flush things through my system.
Warning: TMI coming up!
Yeah, it didn’t flush. It was more like a depth-charge going off in my bowels. I spent the better part of my morning racing from meetings to the restroom and back to the next meeting, over and over.
Lesson learned.